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gavroche

Getting old but not past it
Location
North Wales
1. If walking and cycling were good for your health, postmen would live for ever.
2. Whales swim all day long, only eat fish and drink water, yet they are very fat.
3. Rabbits run and jump about, yet they only live 15 years.
4. Turtles don't do anything and don't run but they can live up to 450 years!

So don't give me advice about exercising to remain healthy!
 

MrB1obby

Well-Known Member
Location
Derby
I'm pretty sure we're quite different to turtles :whistle:
 
1. If walking and cycling were good for your health, postmen would live for ever.
2. Whales swim all day long, only eat fish and drink water, yet they are very fat.
3. Rabbits run and jump about, yet they only live 15 years.
4. Turtles don't do anything and don't run but they can live up to 450 years!

So don't give me advice about exercising to remain healthy!

1. I've never seen a fat postman. Or a dead one actually!
2. They eat plankton, so they are constantly gorging. If we binge ate every second of the day, we'd be fat too!
3. Jumping instead of walking around normally has never been recommended. Rabbits refuse to listen to common sense, and they are damned for it.
4. They are extreme weight lifters. Try carrying your house on you back. The female turtles are even harder, as in mating season they carry their house, their partner and their partners house's weight for a few seconds (sorry, the male turtles union has asked me to rectify that statement to 'an hour').

:smile:
 
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