Hassled by 'yoof' at a bus stop....

[LosingFocus]

On my way back home this morning. First time out in lyrca/tight clothes. Spinning through local village.

Yoof with his mates on the way to school: Whistles, "Nice legs" followed by laughs
Me: "You're Mum loves 'em"
Yoof: "Shut up w****r"
Me: "No need, she takes care of that too" I blow him a kiss.

Up a gear, off I go....

 

[LosingFocus]

Sorry, but it's an unwritten rule, but refering to anyones mum is so 2009! You automaticly lost the flame war.

I prefer to think Im bringing back the old skool of Newman and Baddiel circa 1991.

Your Mum.

 

[ianrauk]

Your mum comebacks are the best.

Let me repeat a 'your mum' story. Told it a couple of times on here.

I was behind a roadie coming up to a junction.
A hatchback pulled up and the chav driver shouted to the roadie "Are you gay?"
The roadie replied. "Not when I'm f***ing your mum, no"

Laugh? I nearly fell off my bike.

 

[twozeronine]

BSO to a lycra-clad roadie in the space of a month? Good going.

I'd be inclined to give a subtle "thanks" or a wave, thereby confusing him about his own sexuality.

 

[MacB]

Sorry, but it's an unwritten rule, but refering to anyones mum is so 2009! You automaticly lost the flame war.

Nah, the only rule, written or unwritten, is that smack talk is meant to hit home at speed. If you've got to stop to think about whether it's 2009, 2011 or 1899 then forget it, you're not a natural and never will be.

 

[LosingFocus]

BSO to a lycra-clad roadie in the space of a month? Good going.

I know, shocking isnt it!

 

[Goldie]

Double your mum slapdown! He is probably still locked in a dark room sobbing somewhere. I don't think anyone could come back from that

 

[tradesecrets]

the wearing of girlie gear is a epic fail your going to get a slating ..

 

[kedab]

Yoof with his mates on the way to school: Whistles, "Nice legs" followed by laughs
Me: "You're Mum loves 'em"
Yoof: "Shut up w****r"
Me: "No need, she takes care of that too" I blow him a kiss.

that's made me chuckle - text book stuff

 

[cyberknight]

"Sorry i am married but thanks for the offer " is another one that works, along with " I dont like cycling but i love the kinky bitch gear "

They are jealous that you are fit and having fun so do not let them get to you .

 

[Bicycle]

I think a monklike silence wins every time.

I have a bright pink (maglia rosa) long-sleeved top that elicits comment from kids at bus stops.

I try never to reply.

Some of the comments I get make me chuckle.... some don't.

But I'm not sure what I'd gain by answering.

 

[cloggsy]

On my way back home this morning. First time out in lyrca/tight clothes. Spinning through local village.

Yoof with his mates on the way to school: Whistles, "Nice legs" followed by laughs
Me: "You're Mum loves 'em"
Yoof: "Shut up w****r"
Me: "No need, she takes care of that too" I blow him a kiss.

Up a gear, off I go....

It seems to have extracted the appropriate response

 

[upandover]

my favorite line used only once when passed very close, and then argued with is 'I need more then four inches mate. I'm sure you've heard that before, right?', with a smile of course. His girlfriend/girl in car cracked up, though he looked less amused!

S