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summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
I hate it (normally), the need to talk while they do things to your hair... but today to wash my hair (they get the newest person to do that sort of job), was a young lad who asked if I had cycled there (the pannier, jacket and helmet might have been a bit of a give away there:biggrin:).

Anyway he wanted to know how long it would take to cycle from Hartcliffe (about 6 miles away ish) - he thought about 1 and a half hours, I said definitely under an hour. (Wasn't sure whether to adjust the figure for fitness and age).

He hasn't got a bike but was going to get one soon for £65:eek: last one he had, had been nicked. I wasn't certain what to say to that as he obviously didn't have much money. I suggested he get a good lock - his response - I hadn't thought of that - apparently he didn't lock up the last bike. No wonder it didn't last long:biggrin:.

Anyway it made a pleasant change from the "going anywhere nice for your holidays?" conversations that I normally get.
 
Did he use Shimano or Campagnolo shampoo? Or was it just a head set...

ok ok...:smile:
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
something for the weekend, sir? ... is a barber cliche that probably hasn't been said in years (for younger viewers, it was a euphemism for asking if the customer wanted to buy any condoms).
Are there modern equivalents? Last time I had my barnet done, the chap was telling me how to spit roast a pig (which this time wasn't a euphemism for anything; he really mean how to spit-roast a pig)
:smile:
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
summerdays said:
He barely looked old enough to be using condoms himself.

Don't tell me he was 12 years old and stood on a box to cut your hair.


It's not just Bobbies that look younger.
 
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