Bloody cyclists!
I already knew they paid no Road Tax and jumped red lights!
Now I'm told they hack mobile phones, distort news coverage of the Far East and objectivise young women in their wicked, wicked newspapers.
Will it never end?
No wonder our jails are so full!
(OT: When I was a courier, we used to deliver to Pennington Street during the disturbances there. I remember a courier getting hit on the petrol tank by a brick, Bizarrely, we were all jealous that he got a souvenir dent and we didn't).