Guilty Musical Pleasures

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ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Actually this is another one I find irresistable

Lily Allen - LDN


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB67guV1dGg
 
I do like a bit of Chick Tip every now and then


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo4-CIDSGNE
 

Tim Bennet.

Entirely Average Member
Location
S of Kendal
I can't hear any Katy Melua song without hearing the parody of herself she gamely did on the Mark Radcliffe show:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jKxA3FSabg


If you were some tiling I would grout you,
If you were a rulebook I would flout you all the same
If you were football you would be my favourite game

If you were an onion I would munch you
If you were banker I would lunch you for a loan
If you were off work I've got a hunch I'd stay at home!

Chorus
If you were ten pints of beer
I would drink you down, my dear,
And collapse upon the floor
Ten pints of lager is, I fear
Too much for me and that's for sure!

If you were the A66, I'd use you
And cut ten minutes off my usual journey's hell
If you were a fish shop I would love that fishy smell.

If you were a peppercorn I'd grind you
If you were Jarvis Cocker I'd remind you to have a bath
And then I would take you for meal just for a laugh.

If you were a pool I'd chlorinate you
If you were an attic, insulate you is what I would do
If you were a radio station I'd tune into you
If you were a radio station I'd tune into you
 
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