KnackeredBike
I do my own stunts
As I tend to work long days I try not to leave my bike in racks because I think there is the risk of "last one left" theft.
Luckily there is a rooftop garden near my desk with a space behind the hedge where you can chain the bike to the fence which is conveniently only used by me (and a colleague as I told him about it).
When I have to go to the main hospital I tend to lock it to the bannister in one of the emergency staircases beyond the final floor, which is only used for roof access.
On occasion when I've forgotten my chain I've put it into one of the toilets and locked the door from the outside which has been effective as well.
Through this I've never had the bike nicked, but plenty of colleagues with less nice bikes and similar locks who've had the bike go walkabouts.
Luckily there is a rooftop garden near my desk with a space behind the hedge where you can chain the bike to the fence which is conveniently only used by me (and a colleague as I told him about it).
When I have to go to the main hospital I tend to lock it to the bannister in one of the emergency staircases beyond the final floor, which is only used for roof access.
On occasion when I've forgotten my chain I've put it into one of the toilets and locked the door from the outside which has been effective as well.
Through this I've never had the bike nicked, but plenty of colleagues with less nice bikes and similar locks who've had the bike go walkabouts.