Golf terminology

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Greedo

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Time to brush up on your golf terminology for the upcoming season...

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed

An 'O.J.'- got away with one

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver

A 'Enoch Powell' - too much to the right

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out

A 'Mark Bolan' - straight into the trees
 

MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
a sister in law - you're up there but you know you shouldn't be

sally gunnell - an ugly runner

loft - lack of f**king talent
 
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