Get a f'ing bell you t***

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dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
class! I've always thought bells were quite rude, and that an 'excuse me' would be more polite.
 

e-rider

Banned member
Location
South West
Groups of walkers are always very vocal - I think they feel safe in a large group. Have had similar comments myself from groups of walkers - usually the women that speak out and dislike cyclists.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I ride straight at them, screaming "I've got no brakes and I'm mentally unhinged".... seems to do the trick.
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Actually, as the fancy takes me, sometimes I say "Bicycle coming through" or occasionally "meep meep".
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The reply is an Air Zound and then watch them do the "Funky Pedestrian"

I don't use it for pedestrians often, but this is one case I would make an exception
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
...and if there has been some flak from them, I find that "Gertcha!" is effective. (it helps if you pretend you are Chas 'n' Dave, but do it with an Elvis sneer too)
 

gavintc

Guru
Location
Southsea
The reply is an Air Zound and then watch them do the "Funky Pedestrian"

I don't use it for pedestrians often, but this is one case I would make an exception

Thanks, that implanted a wonderful image into my head and gave me laugh.
 

Gerry Attrick

Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
Mrs A and I were cycling down the lane to Titchwell Nature Reserve in Norfolk dodging the usual summer gaggle of cars. As we passed a group of hikers, I heard a woman say to her partner, "They shouldn't allow bikes down here, they'll frighten the birds." Just for once I was speechless..........I nearly wet myself laughing.
 

Ajay

Veteran
Location
Lancaster
What makes it a forum first though is that the chap who said it had a sign on his rucksac saying "Walking every Sunday for Jesus!"

Did they part like the Red Sea to let you through? (I know that was Moses, but same book)
 

thomas

the tank engine
Location
Woking/Norwich
I always though an "excuse me" would be the best thing, but lots of people from my club say that a bell is better. A lot of similar experiences I think.

Personally, I'd say excuse me...but if I got lip like that I'd use my AirZound on them and probably tell them to go run and jump. :biggrin:
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
Bells are next to useless for cars. so why have a bell that you will only use occasionally.
Even in london i rarely have a point where i would use a bell.

In any case, i let my fulcrum free wheel do the work.
 
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