Andy in Sig
Vice President in Exile
- Location
- Sigmaringen, Germany
In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.
Sign in an Indian restaurant "AFTER ONE VISIT WE GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE REGULAR"
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
On the label of a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop - Drive Sideways
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
This is a blurb from a chocolate bar wrapper in Japan: Soft and mild, like a Japanese woman. Good flavor and full of juice.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
On a Korean kitchen knife - "WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN."
In a Bangkok bar: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Sign outside a Bangkok bar "THE SHADIEST COCKTAIL BAR IN TOWN."
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
From Singapore: Sir Loin steak with potato cheeps.
Sign in a Sri Lankan swimming pool "DO NOT USE THE DIVING BOARD WHEN THE SWIMMING POOL IS EMPTY."
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
From Macao: Utmost of chicken fried in bother.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.
Sign in an Indian restaurant "AFTER ONE VISIT WE GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE REGULAR"
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
On the label of a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop - Drive Sideways
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
This is a blurb from a chocolate bar wrapper in Japan: Soft and mild, like a Japanese woman. Good flavor and full of juice.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
On a Korean kitchen knife - "WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN."
In a Bangkok bar: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Sign outside a Bangkok bar "THE SHADIEST COCKTAIL BAR IN TOWN."
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
From Singapore: Sir Loin steak with potato cheeps.
Sign in a Sri Lankan swimming pool "DO NOT USE THE DIVING BOARD WHEN THE SWIMMING POOL IS EMPTY."
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
From Macao: Utmost of chicken fried in bother.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
That's my favourite.
