Florida Man

[Dogtrousers]

Theres a thing doing the rounds at the moment where you find a "Florida Man" headline corresponding to your birthday. Or to a random date, if you don't feel like revealing your birthday online. There are several web pages dedicated to this such as:

https://geniusgeeks.com/best-florida-man-headlines/

Florida Man does some pretty interesting things. Here are a couple relating to confusion over drugs:

Florida Man Learns Hard Way He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids​

Florida Man Spent Weeks in Jail for Heroin That Was Actually Detergent​

I tried some searches for various places in the UK, but the results tended to be pretty grim. The men had generally died, committed crimes that were not in the least bit amusing, or had some tedious complaint that they were raising with the council.

Florida Man Who Allegedly Threatened Family with Coldplay Lyrics Ends Standoff After SWAT Promises Him Pizza​

Florida Man Claiming People Were “Eating His Brains” Leads Police on Insane Golf Course Chase​

Here's the only amusing UK one I found

Billericay man 'grabs knives' from Indian restaurant and 'demands everything on menu'​

 

[T4tomo]

"A Florida man is under arrest for attempting to perform a castration on another man he met on a eunuch fetish website."

the mind boggles..

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sounds like a place to be avoided IMHO

 

[Cycleops]

Must be some Florida men here:


View: https://youtu.be/xO9JWBYipSk

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A weather station in Leicestershire has recorded the highest temperature ever known in Britain.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Florida man dies from brain-eating amoeba, possibly after rinsing his nose with tap water.
https://news.sky.com/story/florida-...nose-with-tap-water-12824141?dicbo=v2-etcnpsx

 

[yello]

A Florida man, who found the mass to be noisy, pushed the priest and pushed the mass to the ground.

Yep, sounds like something I could see motivation for. I don't like noisy things.

 

[wiggydiggy]

Florida man dies from brain-eating amoeba, possibly after rinsing his nose with tap water.
https://news.sky.com/story/florida-...nose-with-tap-water-12824141?dicbo=v2-etcnpsx

Happens a couple times a year I read, the amoeba is perfectly harmless if swallowed as our stomach acid kill it but not if it gets up your nose.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Must be some Florida men here:


View: https://youtu.be/xO9JWBYipSk

To be fair, some of this is why I don't own a car: I have no idea how to maintain one...

 

[Andy in Germany]

Florida Man Claiming People Were “Eating His Brains” Leads Police on Insane Golf Course Chase

That's just evidence of a lack of access to psychological health care in the US.

 

[ColinJ]

I tried some searches for various places in the UK, but the results tended to be pretty grim.

You are not joking!

I did a search for "Hebden Bridge man" and found THIS. (That is the corner shop that featured in Happy Valley, and where I used to buy my beer!)

 

[Cycleops]

To be fair, some of this is why I don't own a car: I have no idea how to maintain one...

Yeah that I can understand but some of that stuff just shows lack of common sense.