Nasa sends a rocket to Mars, crewed by two monkeys and a 'femal' astronaut.
Houston : 'Monkey 1, in 2 minutes it'll be necessary to fire to steering booster jets for 4 seconds in order to change course'
Monkey 1 : 'Ook Ook Phweep Ook' (Roger, will do Houston)
Houston : 'Monkey 2, after that, turn the main motor exhaust deflux analyser to setting 4 and see if the fuel mixture needs adjusting'
Monkey 2 : 'Dweeb, Dweeb, Oob Oo' (OK Houston, I'll do that)
Houston : 'Gillian, it's nearly time to feed the monkeys. And for Pete's sake : DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE !'