Fb translations....

[Fab Foodie]

I frequent a couple of non-UK fb groups. The auto-translate often makes me chuckle, here is today’s first offering:

hello, did you find a solution to have more couple in the odds. Despite a 2.0 l 163 hp engine I have no power in the ribs. This is mostly embarrassing on the highway or I'm forced to play gearbox quickly and despite that nothing changes. I wanted to know if anyone had an extra case or had made an engine reschedule.

 

[HMS_Dave]

I frequent a couple of non-UK fb groups. The auto-translate often makes me chuckle, here is today’s first offering:

hello, did you find a solution to have more couple in the odds. Despite a 2.0 l 163 hp engine I have no power in the ribs. This is mostly embarrassing on the highway or I'm forced to play gearbox quickly and despite that nothing changes. I wanted to know if anyone had an extra case or had made an engine reschedule.

You will quite often hear me on my bicycle complaining about the lack of power in my ribs...

 

[Dave 123]

Absolutely no different from the usual unintelligible twaddle you post on here yourself @Fab Foodie !

 

[Fab Foodie]

Absolutely no different from the usual unintelligible twaddle you post on here yourself @Fab Foodie !

Fair point!

 

[I like Skol]

Oh, that will be the Audi 2.0tdi. Quite a common problem.....

 

[biggs682]

Strange how it's always the engines fault must remember that when trying to ride up a hill 😂

 

[Fab Foodie]

Oh, that will be the Audi 2.0tdi. Quite a common problem.....

Actually, it's a motorhome ;-)

 

[Archie_tect]

I often find bath when turning puts body parts in sync with arm joint cracking tap.

 

[mustang1]

Actually, it's a motorhome ;-)

i think that audi handles like a motorhome too

 

[Cycleops]

I often find bath when turning puts body parts in sync with arm joint cracking tap.

That actually makes sense.

 

[matticus]

Languages like Russian seem to suffer the most. I once read a hilarious ride-report from a guy who I'd spent most of the 4 days with; it was like he'd dictated it to a scribe whilst very ... very ... drrrunk. :-)

 

[Chris S]

Sometimes human ones aren't much better, "All your base are belong to us, you have no chance to survive, make your time!"


View: https://youtu.be/rfMC2aVhYuo

 

[Sharky]

Always amused me with my old phone and predictive text.
AWAKE gets translated to CYCLE

 

[gbb]

In a similar vein, I used to translate my maintenance and common breakdown causes for our machinery into Greek for our Cypriot partners, to help them identify faults quicker.
By copying what the online translator put, then converting it back to English used to highlight how easy it is for the translator to mess it up. It might take 3 attempts to get a clear sentence.

 

[Archie_tect]

Still get a giggle putting "To the water, it is the hour" into French on Google Translate and listening to the lovely French accent... I keep doing it just for my own amusement... That and 11 eggs into German- for the same reaction.