FAFFAWAY APP - New Product Announcement

[Deleted member 35268]

Hi

I've designed an app called FAFFAWAY (Patent Pending) which I will be launching soon.

Basically, it's Free to use and it is a Cyclists Companion App.

It's main feature is that it provides the cyclist with clear, step by step instructions on NOT FAFFING before a ride.

For example:

Which Bib Shorts shall I wear ?
Do I need Short Sleeves with Arm Warmers or a Long Sleeve top ?
Shall I swap my clichers for my aero wheels ?
What flavour of hydration tablet should I take ?

Basically, the app will answer all of these questions for you, with one simple answer- STOP BLOODY FAFFING.

 

[Darius_Jedburgh]

Is it Bluetooth, Ant+, wifi and more importantly does it automatically record the Test and Trace symbol? If so I don't want one.

 

[vickster]

Hi

I've designed an app called FAFFAWAY (Patent Pending) which I will be launching soon.

Basically, it's Free to use and it is a Cyclists Companion App.

It's main feature is that it provides the cyclist with clear, step by step instructions on NOT FAFFING before a ride.

For example:

Which Bib Shorts shall I wear ?
Do I need Short Sleaves with Arm Warmers or a Long Sleeve top ?
Shall I swap my clichers for my aero wheels ?
What flavour of hydration tablet should I take ?

Basically, the app will answer all of these questions for you, with one simple answer- STOP BLOODY FAFFING.

Can you sort the typos out through proper testing before launch

 

[MichaelW2]

Will it remember to not forget whether you locked the door as you turn your first corner ?

 

[Teamfixed]

But which bike though?

 

[Deleted member 35268]

Correct spelling is in the Premium Version, get lost

 

[Teamfixed]

Does it help you get lost ?
I can do that on my own😂

 

[Arrowfoot]

Any app that does not not show the closest cafe that does a red velvet cake won't cut it. And it cannot be sugar free.

 

[Oldhippy]

Will it feature 'Tw*t driver approaching' mode?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Will it work on my Nokia 3110 whilst I’m playing snake?

 

[berlinonaut]

I recommend using blockchain technology - everything else is just not safe enough. The more blockchains the better!

 

[Salad Dodger]

If you have left your bike securely locked in your shed, will it tell you where the hell you have put the key?

Will it recommend optimum tyre pressures, taking account of atmospheric pressure and humidity?

Can it design an all day ride which is downhill all the way out and all the way back?

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Is it just road bikes. MTBers need help too

How much sag? (front and rear options please)
What tyres pressures? (front and rear options please)
What tyres to run? (front and rear options please)
Full face or not?
Flats or clips?

 

[annedonnelly]

Can it design an all day ride which is downhill all the way out and all the way back?

And a tail wind?

 

[cyberknight]

Does it integrate with strava?
Remember if its not on strava......