Ever had a giraffe problem?

[Profpointy]

Giraffe goes into a cocktail bar and announces "the high balls are on me"

 

[Profpointy]

Nearly got kicked out of Knowlsley Safari Park after I attempted to wrestle a giraffe at the viewing platform! I'm sorry, but we were at head level and it seemed to me the natural thing to do was to grab the horns and hold on tight. The keepers stood nearby disagreed.....

There's a hugely entertaining video of a drunken visitor to a zoo in Turkestan who climbs the fence and tries to ride a giraffe. Obviously he gets hoi'd off pretty smartish but luckily the giraffe seems to think it a great game and comes back to let him try again


View: https://youtu.be/QwDTo1HQqUM?feature=shared

 

[Mike Ayling]

That would be a very brave move. As I understand it SA is moving closer to becoming a failed state.

Agree

 

[Punkawallah]

Giraffe goes into a cocktail bar and announces "the high balls are on me"

Apparently Giraffes can grow 14 feet - but most only manage four.