Drunken Diet Dilemma

[Noodley]

So you're trying to loose weight.

Out on the beer and you have had too many pints and are a bit peckish, so what does the weight conscious piss-head do?:

a) go for a large kebab, full works extra and chilli sauce? What the hell, make it extra yoghurt sauce as well. After all it's only once in a while..

or

drink 3 more pints, which will lead you to be so drunk you will not be able to move let alone eat? After all, there is less calories in 3 pints.

or

c) drink 3 more pints, hope your mates will be good enough to buy the aforementioned kebab and stick you in a taxi and by the time you get home you'll be able to crawl to you front door and thereafter raise your hands to your mouth, thus burning off calories.

 

[marinyork]

d)

 

[Noodley]

d)

I knew it would be a difficult choice

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I wasn't aware there was such a thing as "too many pints". But I'd go for a kebab anyway.

 

[Abitrary]

I see alchohol as a treat. If I foresee an evening drink, then I eat very sensibly during the day. A banana for breakfast, and a baked potato for lunch. Then the calories cancel themselves out. You've just got to plan.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I see alcohol as a balanced diet. As long as you have it for every meal.

 

[marinyork]

Depends how big the kebab is, ( doesn't involve eating the kebab so may save calories, however 3 pints has a lot of calories in so it's a toss up between (a) and (. (c) runs the risk of being bought a kebab so is out.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

kebabs are delicious.

 

[Dave5N]

I'm still hungry. Can I vote again?

 

[mickle]

Meat is murder.

 

[rich p]

Meat is murder.

I've heard of someone being killed with a karate chop but never a pork chop

 

[alecstilleyedye]

isn't beer one of those n+1 things?

 

[Niall Estick]

Don't drink in the first place?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Don't drink in the first place?

Where's the fun in that?

 

[yenrod]

D - Bag of chips !