double entendres

[brontesorearse]

After reading about Fnarr and his grannies ring .......


Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Any more out there...?

 

[Smokin Joe]

Ted Lowe, snooker commentatator -

"And Fred Davis, too old at sixty to get his leg over has to use his left hand instead".

 

[colly]

On Radio 5 a couple of years ago. The female reporter (don't know who) was giving her bit from Wimbledon. She replied to some suggestion in the studio that she could maybe do with company. Her reply:

"Oh I am sure he doesn't want to spend all afternoon in my sweaty box" ( or something very near to that )

I nearly choked on my tea.

 

[ColinJ]

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willie."

 

[asterix]

..it's just the way my mind works, but when I was watching Alan Sugar showing Fiona Bruce how to handle his aircraft's joystick: 'You just need to hold it very gently and move it slowly'..

 

[beanzontoast]

This is one of the reasons I miss the late great Humphrey Littleton. Truly the master of the art.

 

[mr Mag00]

+1 ^

 

[User482]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint. So the barman gave him one.

 

[Macka]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint. So the barman gave him one.

Asks for a double entendre

 

[User482]

Asks for a double entendre

D'oh!