Darwin Awards

[ComedyPilot]

Post your nominees here.

Me first - Smokers

 

[XmisterIS]

 

[Dayvo]

Red light jumpers:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9bdnd2IY5Y&p=6750924523D2581F&playnext=1&index=58

 

[Threevok]

Holy thread resurrection, Batman

Drug dealer catches himself on car's dashcam

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/wales/south_west_wales

Only in Aberdare

 

[Chris S]

Holy thread resurrection, Batman

Drug dealer catches himself on car's dashcam

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/wales/south_west_wales

Only in Aberdare

Nothing about drug dealers on that page?

 

[Threevok]

You had to scroll down

try

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wa...h_west_wales&link_location=live-reporting-map

 

[postman]

He should get six months extra for his teeth.

 

[Drago]

DIY silo demolishers...


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NznNFL_KL8

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Texters

We find that most (Doctors & Nurses) can't text & even walk in a straight line
The number I've seen walk into doors (closed) or door frames is more than I care to count
Damned funny though!!!

I've had threats of reporting me, for laughing (audibly) at them

 

[Chris S]

It's difficult to beat this
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910

 

[Threevok]

It's difficult to beat this
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910

The name of the dog was "Biggie Smalls"

 

[Drago]

^^^ that's just unbelievable. Some people are so dense they really are oxygen thieves.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Texters

We find that most (Doctors & Nurses) can't text & even walk in a straight line
The number I've seen walk into doors (closed) or door frames is more than I care to count
Damned funny though!!!

I've had threats of reporting me, for laughing (audibly) at them

Years ago, back at University before even analogue mobile phones were common. I had pushed open a swing glass door, just as my name was called. I turned round then turned back to the door only for it to slam into my face. My glasses smashed and I got glass in my eyes. Serious matter walking into doors if it involves glass smashing. Still funny if watching though.

 

[swee'pea99]

"it is now believed he was alone with Biggie at the time, although others were present"

Eh?

 

[Threevok]

In the bar at the Hilton hotel in Cardiff, there is an archway with a full length mirror

I watched in bemusement, at the number of people who tried to walk through it, whilst avoiding the person coming the other way