Craption Competition. Day four.

[mickle]

The One-a-day Win a Copy of The Cyclorama Book Picture Caption Competition.

Number four in a series. Thursday 21th June. Tenuous theme; Classic and Vintage

Simple rules: Think of an hilarious caption for the image. Post it in the thread. If it makes the The Competition Master (that’s me) laugh out loud you’ll be in with a chance of winning a copy of the new Cyclorama book. One per day this week from Monday to Friday.

The competition shall be decides by you, the viewers. Likes = votes. The entry that receives the highest number of 'likes' shall be the winner. In the event that two or more entries receives the same number of 'likes' the winner shall be decided by the Competition Master General (that's me that is).

Caption competition #4 will be closed a week from today.

The decision of the Competition Master is final!

 

[mickle]

Before you ask, it's a dicycle.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

"I said I wanted a pair of incredible HEELS, you moron!"

 

[benb]

Anyone got a 2,100c tyre I can have?

 

[sheddy]

The fahrrad direktor unveils his new invention for dealing with the urban 4x4

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Heath Robinson's mechanical spider's web carries off its first victim.

 

[BrumJim]

Just one word. P****ure.

 

[mickle]

Don't forget to vote folks!

 

[roadrash]

after many years the hamsters finally get revenge on humans

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I got the idea from the dambusters movie!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Yes, very nice dear, but I still need a new washing machine!

 

[Speicher]

Mickle has read all of the captions posted, but he thinks some of the ones on this thread are craptions.

 

[Dayvo]

Wife: Darling, do you think he's got big balls, too.

Husband: Well, he's a big enough of a dick to ride something like that, so he probably has.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Not again! I only sent you out for a loaf of bread!!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I thought you were getting the mountain bike version?