Cor - what a bore...

[Aperitif]

...to meet people like Dayvo.
What a struggle to make conversation with somone who has obviously been spoonfed from birth.
Luckily, there were several bowls of gruel and Aldi's best to keep his airways open.

Good luck Dayvo and a healthy new girlfriend year

(party still throbbing...)

 

[Baggy]

Aperitif, I'm so sorry for you. Chuffy and I had to suffer through over four hours of his company last week.

He was perfectly well when we parted company though, what did you do to him?

Good luck Dayvo and a healthy new girlfriend year

Oh dear, that sounds a bit ominous...

 

[Dave5N]

What the hell are you (or Dayvo) drinking? Half pint of Baileys?

 

[Aperitif]

Cinquante-et-un (him) and Vosne Romanée (me I think)

 

[Dave5N]

Cinquante-et-un (him) and Vosne Romanée (me I think)

Doo wot?

Wossat then? Obviously one is red wine. Even I can tell that. But what's French 51? SOme sort of Gallic Alcopop?

 

[wafflycat]

I can see why you have crossed out girlfriend, you two are getting along famously by the look of it

They do look as if they are made for each other, don't they

 

[Chuffy]

They do look as if they are made for each other, don't they

Possibly from the same set of parts.

My hangover was so bad that I could only communicate via the medium of grunt. Had I consumed but one glass more of rum the night before I could have spent those four hours in Dayvo's company unconscious underneath the table. Curses!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has mentionned the possibility of his return to Oxfordshire in the New Year. Said County not being a million miles from here, I may have to drive there and meet him? Which one of the two handsome smiling peeps in the picture is he? I would like to know this so I can recognise him in the pub, and walk back out again brace myself for a long evening.

 

[Chuffy]

Dayvo has mentionned the possibility of his return to Oxfordshire in the New Year. Said County not being a million miles from here, I may have to drive there and meet him? Which one of the two handsome smiling peeps in the picture is he? I would like to know this so I can recognise him in the pub, and walk back out again brace myself for a long evening.

He's the middle aged bloke with cropped hair, balding in the middle and a blue top on.

 

[Aperitif]

He's the middle aged bloke with cropped hair, balding in the middle and a blue top on.

Yeh Speicher...get ready...

 

[Speicher]

Now I know you are trying to confuse me, they are both wearing blue tops, its just that one is a much darker blue than the other.

 

[Aperitif]

Will it help you sleep if I say I am older than he?

 

[Speicher]

Will it help you sleep if I say I am older than he?

The alcohol I am currently imbibing might do that. But it is not helping me understand this fred.

So you are the slightly older, equally good-looking one.

Bear in mind that I am also older than Dayvo. Which one of us is more older than Dayvo? I of-course will be the better-looking of all three of us.

 

[Crackle]

That's Dayvo on the left, no right, err left.............suffering sausages, it's damn tricky. Each of you stand in the corner and call the dog, that'll sort it.

 

[Speicher]

I am guessing here, that Aperitif is the one not wearing the necklace?