Constantly have to clear my nostrils.......

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mr Mag00

rising member
Location
Deepest Dorset
nope, always the same run, cycle or swim, i have plenty spare :biggrin:
 

Woz!

New Member
I've gotten very adept at the footballer's 'block one nostril and blow a great blob of snot out the other' thing.
Disgusting to watch but it feels so goooood when you manage to completely clear it!

I've also got very good at accurately gobbing.
Funny - never used to do either until this year. Maybe this year's been particularly phlegmy?
 

raindog

er.....
Location
France
Woz! said:
I've gotten very adept at the footballer's 'block one nostril and blow a great blob of snot out the other' thing.
I never mastered that - always ended up going over me thigh....
 

zacklaws

Guru
Location
Beverley
When you get good at blasting your snotbox out, its good to be able to do it standing whilst going up a steep hill and without turning your head, keep looking forward and down and blast it both sides of the front wheel and miss your shoes and bars at the same time.
 

just4fun

New Member
im not sure of a solution but please swallow it, ive been caught out overtaking some1 and being shot with a snot missle
 

Matty

Well-Known Member
Location
Nr Edinburgh
zacklaws said:
When you get good at blasting your snotbox out, its good to be able to do it standing whilst going up a steep hill and without turning your head, keep looking forward and down and blast it both sides of the front wheel and miss your shoes and bars at the same time.

surely snot rockets should be aimed at any potential slip streamers!
 

l4dva

Guru
Location
Sunny Brum!
Woz! said:
I've gotten very adept at the footballer's 'block one nostril and blow a great blob of snot out the other' thing.
Disgusting to watch but it feels so goooood when you manage to completely clear it!


I can deff agree with that, its proper refreshing! :biggrin:
 

Madmidwife

Active Member
Location
Daventry
ewwwwwww!!!:biggrin:

I don't think I will ever be able to master a "snot rocket"- have practiced in the shower!!! For now I shall have to make do with my sweat band on my wrist and the odd stop to get out my tissues :angry::blush::biggrin:

Just a thought- is it a gender thing? (being able to do a snot rocket that is- not the amount of snot you are prone too!!!)
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
Yup i have this problem especially in the morning, the rear pockets have 2-3 kitchen towel tissues as i find them a lot better .

I can now fish it out and blow my nose 1 handed with zen like precision as i spin along:thumbsup:
 
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