Can I Please Have A Gun!!!

[merlinmagic]

The wife is watching Celebrity Big Brother and I don't have control of the remote. Please send me a gun so I can put myself out of my misery...

 

[ianrauk]

yegods... I feel for you...
Absolute crap tv, hasn't she got her own tv upstairs/bedroom/spare room etc where she could watch?

 

[Keith Oates]

Seems like a good excuse to get the bike out and go for a ride, never mind the late time and the cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fossyant]

Well Jacko's sister..my blooming heck..the crunch has hit...........

 

[Dave5N]

Cheaper to buy a spare remote.

Then remove the batteries from hers.

 

[merlinmagic]

Unfortunately no. So my 32 inch LCD is getting abused with CBB. It's not just car crash telly anymore its complete garbage.

Gets on my nerves still there is always bike porn. Currently looking at new road bikes....

 

[cheadle hulme]

Former professional Manc Terry Christian is on it! The Word did have some classic omg moments.

Must not get into Celeb BB!!!!!

 

[merlinmagic]

The Word was a stunning program. Who could forget Lynne Perry, Oliver Reed or that girl band who dropped their pants baring all on live TV.

There were loads more though. Wish I could buy the series it would be funny to watch. Now that was true car crash telly.

 

[Rob S]

Please send me a gun so I can put myself out of my misery...

I felt like that until they wheeled on Michelle Heaton and Lucy Pinder!!!

 

[spandex]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Dave5N]

Buy a Harmony remote. It's the prog rock of remotes. I'm currently listening to The Yes Album and I'm not under contract.

Out of date, misconceived, oversized and impossible to understand?

 

[wafflycat]

Watching any BB is grounds for divorce, surely.

And as for Peter Bazagette, it's a pity he's undone all of his ancestor's good work

Come the revolution.. up against the wall.. Peter Bazalgette, Simon Cowell & the woolly-haired w@nker

 

[ComedyPilot]

You don't need a gun to put you out of your misery, that's too quick, and doesn't convey the pain you feel watching the prog.

Get some piano wire, loop it off a meat hook in the garage, string yourself up so your feet are just on tip toes, then stab at your eyes with a mucky dinner fork.

Well that's what I would do anyway.....

 

[dellzeqq]

Watching any BB is grounds for divorce, surely.

And as for Peter Bazagette, it's a pity he's undone all of his ancestor's good work

w@nker

+1

He was a pompous twat at school. Still n' all he's prospered...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

You don't need a gun to put you out of your misery, that's too quick, and doesn't convey the pain you feel watching the prog.

Get some piano wire, loop it off a meat hook in the garage, string yourself up so your feet are just on tip toes, then stab at your eyes with a mucky dinner fork.

Well that's what I would do anyway.....

Do you hate merlinmagic that much?