Brown trouser moment

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I've been training for the Trossachs Ton (see my signature) for the last month and a bit. It's been going fairly well. Before today I've done four 40 mile runs over a reasonably hilly route (one of the hills on the T Ton).

So I thought I'd up it a bit today and went for a 50 miler on this route taking in Tak Ma Doon road (going North). My first time for this hill.

I was well chuffed today as I managed to make it to the top without stopping once! :smile: OK I may have been traveling at 5mph in places, still, I was pleased

However, it was the downhill that was to leave the biggest impression!:ohmy:

Wow! That is some downhill. The road was very smooth and had some undulations on the way down which had my heart in my mouth on a few occasions. However, that wasn't the brown trouser moment... that came when near the bottom travelling 40mph+ (My max was 48.8mph!) I spotted some water in a dip in the road. No problem I thought. I'd seen some water across the roads in a few places, not deep and flowing very slowly. It was only when I was about 20m away that I noticed that it wasn't just a trckle of water. In fact it was a proper mini ford with raised cobbled stones etc.

Oh bu%%er!!

There was no time to reduce the speed (about 40mph) and no chance of evasive action I just had to hope for the best....:smile:

As I hit the ford I could feel the bike lifting off the ground and I had lost control. I was at the mercy of gravity and lady luck. I could feel the bike start to tilt to the right underneath me, so I braced for impact. As my bike came back down (on the wheels!) it wobbled and I was sure I was coming off. AMAZINGLY the bike righted itself and I managed to gain control again and kill the speed.

I survived!:sad:

I carried on cycling for about 10 minutes before I decided to stop and take stock. That was very VERY close to being a complete wipe out! I would have been in a very bad way had I came off. I will be taking the descent of Tak Ma Doon a little more cautiously in future!

Anyhoos, despite the drama and the significant headwind on the way back, I managed an average of 16.5mph over the 50 miles. I was very happy with this.

Once I was home and had time to reflect I realised that as I jumped over the ford there had been a gust of wind that just so happened to blow through my helmet vents. I reckon it was this that helped to stabelise me enough to make my safe landing. Thank goodness I had my helmet on....:evil:;)
 

Sittingduck

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Blimey, I think I poo'd my pants just reading about it! ;)

Glad you survived :sad:
SD
 
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Sittingduck said:
Blimey, I think I poo'd my pants just reading about it! ;)

Glad you survived :sad:
SD


Just a shame I didn't have my helmet camera! On second thoughts that might have just been enough weight on one side to unbalance me!
 
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So its true them Mags can walk ride on water. All hail Mags ;)

Even better.. I managed to float above it!

I think some of the stones just at the edge of the ford kicked me up into the air. Scary!
 

Kablinsky

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Nice work. That really would have been one for the helmet cam. I hate that 'brace for impact' moment where you know it's too late for evasive action. Only really experienced it twice. Once involving a parked car (crashed) and once a ridiculously sharp bend at high speed (survived).
 

Renard

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I know that road and have wondered what would happen if someone didn't realise it was there. I wouldn't even cycle through it at low speed as the cobbles are all slimey. Next time you'll notice there's a rough path at the side. Glad you're ok.
 
Oops :blush: I forgot to warn you about that, I wasn't going anything near as fast the couple of time I've went over it and didn't really think it was a problem. It is annoying though, just as you've built up a nice speed you can see the road rise up steeply; no problem I've got enough speed to freewheel up it :smile: oh bugger I've got to brake.
 

Scoosh

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That's one of those stories which you know are going to be edge-of-the-seat, hide-behind-the-sofa stuff :blush:. Not disappointed.

VERY glad to hear you survived - but we expect nothing less from The Mighty Magnatom :smile:

Now you'll be able to tell another story to all on the Trossachs run next Sunday :biggrin:
 
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My spidey sense was well and truely broken today, I should have know better. Without that ford it is an amazing road to fly down!

The ride up itself was hard going, but I think it is a little easier than the ascent up Crow Road (heading north), as there are some undulations tha give you a chance to freewheel. Still I'm glad I managed it in a oner.

Some amazing scenery around there as well. I'll be back!
 
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