Betty Swollocks

[lifeson]

This is a first for me, but after todays ride which Ok, was warm, but not that hot, the skin on my scrotum has started to peel (like sunburn peel - but I am not a naturist )
Am I right this is saddle sore? I thoought that would be more around the inner thigh area?
My nuts feel a little sore, but more like sat on sore than a rubbed sore - if you know what I mean.
I dont use any creams as I have never experienced or noticed this before

 

[andy_wrx]

Try rubbing-in Deep Heat ointment, that'll sort it.

 

[Dayvo]

Sounds more like a trip to the clinic is required.

Do you shave your scrotum?
It could be as simple as using the wrong kind of washing powder!

 

[lifeson]

Try rubbing-in Deep Heat ointment, that'll sort it.

But what about the head injury i'll receive as I hit the ceiling

 

[lifeson]

Sounds more like a trip to the clinic is required.

Do you shave your scrotum?
It could be as simple as using the wrong kind of washing powder!

No I dont shave there (not a porn star yet
But it could be washing powder the wife has used some non biological washing powder we bought to clean some goretex clothing

 

[Cheddar George]

"It could be as simple as using the wrong kind of washing powder!"

I usually wash mine in the shower, i've never even thought of putting them in the washing machine !!!
Do you tumble dry or just hang 'em out on the line ?

 

[col]

 

[lifeson]

"It could be as simple as using the wrong kind of washing powder!"

I usually wash mine in the shower, i've never even thought of putting them in the washing machine !!!
Do you tumble dry or just hang 'em out on the line ?

If I did I could iron out all the creases

 

[stephec]

If I did I could iron out all the creases

Don't forget to use the steam setting on the iron though!!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Don't forget to use the steam setting on the iron though!!

Never ever use a steam setting on your gonads, you need to use the wool setting as they are made of a very sensitive material.

 

[col]

Never ever use a steam setting on your gonads, you need to use the wool setting as they are made of a very sensitive material.

Yeah you dont want shrinkage do you?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I am crying with laughter here

 

[Cheddar George]

There's nothing like a bunch of blokes talking bo**ocks !!!

Getting back on topic, it doesn't sound like saddle sore to me.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

sounds like a tough nut to crack that one

 

[Elmer Fudd]

sounds like a tough nut to crack that one

PMSL !!