Best Bike Accessory Ever?

[John the Monkey]

...the Handsome Bicycles moustache kit.

http://urbanvelo.org/handsome-cycle-mustache-kit/

Intended for a bike called "The Handsome Devil", this is surely a must for Pashley owners too.

 

[ChrisKH]

"Oh, you handsome devil...."

Sorry, wrong thread.

 

[Arch]

A pub I go to used to have a couple of lads running the bar on a Sunday night, and they liked a joke. One night, they served every pint with a false moustache stuck on the glass. Everybody, of course, took it off, and applied it to their own face, so by the end of the night the bar was full of people wearing false moustaches. Including girls...

 

[Aperitif]

...and I thought people were saying "pint of lager and a dash..."