Bertie the Partridge...

[yenrod]

As seen 'out back of work, before...

 

[Andy]

Is that a pear tree behind Bertie?
Are we that close to Xmas already??

 

[alecstilleyedye]

looks more like a pheasant…

 

[mr Mag00]

..after?

 

[oxbob]

Ahem! partridge

 

[yenrod]

looks more like a pheasant…

What juh think I am: a bloody farmer !!!!!

Make that A Pheasant !!!!!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

What juh think I am: a bloody farmer !!!!!

Make that A Pheasant !!!!!!!!!

Peasant.

 

[redjedi]

Looks tasty, how are you going to cook it?

 

[Crackle]

I'm not the Pheasant plucker
I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate
I'm only plucking Pheasants
'cause the Pheasant plucker's late!

 

[Aperitif]

I tried Crackle - buggered it up first time...

 

[Crackle]

 

[yenrod]

I printed it out and left in on a desk in work, its not anyones desk.

I felt excited actually having had the visitor compared to what usually visits ! - a council street cleaner

 

[Maz]

Ahem! partridge

 

[oxbob]

I wonder what that "rabbit" he is fattening up really is!!!

 

[Crackle]

I wonder what that "rabbit" he is fattening up really is!!!

Yenrod, is this your rabbit?