Vikeonabike
CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
- Location
- Bourne, Lincolnshire
Baritsu for the bicycle
- Thread starter Vikeonabike
- Start date
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NotFabian
EACC
- Location
- Co. Antrim
Alan Whicker
Senior Member
- Location
- The very best hotels
"introduce D-lock to footpad's gentleman vegetables. Repeat until unhanded"
Zoof
New Member
- Location
- Manchester
Good idea but not practical with pannier's on.
Best to be tricky, instinctive, and carry a shovel.
Zoof
Tasker
New Member
- Location
- stoke on trent
Love it! But not sure if it's the right image for those of us that love to pootle along a country lane in springtime, knitted bobble hat set at a jaunty angle, nodding a cheery hello to the bunnies - Oh, dunno though 
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
Or use your helmet as a bit of padding and give them a Scottish Handshake 
" Scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the stereotype of Scots being extremely violent and would headbutt you as a greeting."
" Scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the stereotype of Scots being extremely violent and would headbutt you as a greeting."
