awaiting the 3rd

[Ravenz]

car was keyed overnight parked up on the road outside my house (have mentioned before that Kidsgrove is total shitehole- wish I could move)

brain seizure this morning, left debit card in Tesco self service .. went back for it 15 minutes later.. no sign of it .. such h0nest Uk citizens at 7am we do have!


anyways now awaiting the 3rd mishap to happen........ whats that likely to be...?
after watching Tony Robinsons Catastrophe last night .. I only hope that the meteorite that will land on my head wil not cause too much inconvenience for everyone..!

 

[John the Monkey]

car was keyed overnight parked up on the road outside my house

This does seem to be the new trend in vandalism for the feckless c*nt on their way home from the pub - 3 or 4 cars (ours included) were done earlier this week on our road.