Any funny memories of sleep walking ?

[Dave7]

Was listening to a R2 phone in and sparked memories.
When I was a child our toilet was down the yard so I had a pot/bed pan under the bed. I had to kneel down to pee in in.
So one night I woke needing a pee, pulled out the po and had my pee.
Next morning when I put my slippers on I found out that instead of peeing in the po I had peed in my slipper....it was full of it.
A mate of mine had too much ale one night. Got up to go to the loo but in the morning found he had used his wardrobe.

 

[ColinJ]

A mate of mine had too much ale one night. Got up to go to the loo but in the morning found he had used his wardrobe.

Someone I know did that when he was the worse for wear, only it wasn't HIS wardrobe... He wandered into his parents' bedroom and peed in THEIR wardrobe while they were sleeping next to it!

A couple were staying with a friend of mine. He heard the woman screaming early in the morning so he rushed into their room and found her desperately trying to stop her boyfriend leaving by the bedroom window, 4 metres above a concrete patio! They hauled him in and stuck him back in the bed. He had no recollection of it when he woke up hours later!

 

[Jameshow]

I once peed off the landing as my mum came up the stairs....

She wasn't impressed!

I awoke pretty quickly!!

 

[vickster]

Husband of a friend of mine fell out of a window while sleepwalking, did himself a lot of damage including to his head, sadly he was never quite the same again (was a QC barrister, can’t recall if he was fully retired by then or not)

 

[presta]

Was listening to a R2 phone in and sparked memories.

She was on Woman's hour a couple of weeks ago. (from 17m46) She struck me as remarkably resilient considering what she has to live with.

When I was a child our toilet was down the yard so I had a pot/bed pan under the bed. I had to kneel down to pee in in.
So one night I woke needing a pee, pulled out the po and had my pee.
Next morning when I put my slippers on I found out that instead of peeing in the po I had peed in my slipper....it was full of it.

When I was at Eskdale hostel once, there was a sound of running water, then "are you alright?", then the light went on, and there was a guy stood piddling on the dorm floor. He was dreaming that he'd got off a train and gone for a pee at the station.

Not so funny is the woman 3 doors up the road from me. She's elderly, and had never been sleepwalking in her life before, so the first thing she knew about it was when she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with a broken neck, broken back, and half the other bones broken too. I found out when I saw her walking down the street with a neck brace on.

 

[Chris S]

A couple were staying with a friend of mine. He heard the woman screaming early in the morning so he rushed into their room and found her desperately trying to stop her boyfriend leaving by the bedroom window, 4 metres above a concrete patio!

The same sort of thing happened to me. I dreamt I was trying to open a glass door. Something woke me up and I was standing in front of my first floor bedroom window.

 

[dan_bo]

I once peed off the landing as my mum came up the stairs....

She wasn't impressed!

I awoke pretty quickly!!

Was that after 11 pints of Uri Geller?

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

Should have been in the joke thread!