Another Star Wars thread

[Yellow Fang]

When I was 11 or 12, I am sure I would have been on the side of the Rebel Alliance, but now I am not so sure. I am more of a God, King and Country sort of guy, and I distrust the motives of these "rebels", as epitomized by that arch dissembler, Obi Wan Kenobi.

 

[Drago]

I've met Darth Vader. Nice bloke. Turns out he's also an admirer of Donald Trump.

 

[Slick]

Nobody likes a rebel.

 

[Drago]

See, the Empire offers job security, a decent wage, nice uniform, good working conditions, nice man toys to play with, and a chance to slap about some galactic communists. I'd be in like a shot.

 

[Inertia]

When I was 11 or 12, I am sure I would have been on the side of the Rebel Alliance, but now I am not so sure. I am more of a God, King and Country sort of guy, and I distrust the motives of these "rebels", as epitomized by that arch dissembler, Obi Wan Kenobi.

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I've met Darth Vader. Nice bloke. Turns out he's also an admirer of Donald Trump.

I sincerely doubt he would like Trump, he doesnt tolerate failure.

 

[Drago]

Well, every night he sleeps with a supermodel on a mattress stuffed full of banknotes, so he's failed a lot less than I have.

 

[I like Skol]

Well, every night he sleeps with a supermodel on a mattress stuffed full of banknotes, so he's failed a lot less than I have.

In that case, I am a huge success (apart from the nights when I am working the night shift....)

 

[Yellow Fang]

See, the Empire offers job security, a decent wage, nice uniform, good working conditions, nice man toys to play with, and a chance to slap about some galactic communists. I'd be in like a shot.

That's one thing I'm not too sure about. It's all a bit grey and utilitarian.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Well, every night he sleeps with a supermodel on a mattress stuffed full of banknotes, so he's failed a lot less than I have.

But is he happy?

 

[Slick]

But is he happy?

It's a bit like the George Best story.

 

[craigwend]

 

[MontyVeda]

That's one thing I'm not too sure about. It's all a bit grey and utilitarian.

Yeah but the 'easy iron' claim in the label really does mean easy iron

 

[Drago]

And I like the choky thing he does with the force. My sources tell me Trump also does this to subordinates who fail him.

I'm all for the empire bringing law, order, and legalised hippy torturing to the galaxy. The Rebellion are just a bunch of freeloading commies. See, Luke Cokesniffer was red leader.

 

[Cycleops]

Nobody likes a rebel.

That's absolutely true.

 

[Yellow Fang]

TBF, I did think blowing up Alderaan was a bit off, considering Princess Leia had told Grand Moff Tarkin which planet the Rebel Alliance was holed up in, but then it turned out she lied anyway, so fair do's.