Am I going to die?

[BigonaBianchi]

...I just swallowed a bone from a rack of lamb...I can feel it in there...how long have i got?

 

[Noodley]

Just walk about a bit, that should gigot out.

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Just enough time to bequeth your bikes to a worthy cause.

 

[Dave5N]

Hello? Big Fella!! Hello!!

Dead.

RIP

 

[buggi]

oops... well if you felt it go in... imagine what it feels like the other end!

 

[Will1985]

Can I have your Bianchi?

 

[Crackle]

The Bianchi's too big for me......mind you I could sell it.

If you're still around BoaB, remember to chew your food in future.

 

[vernon]

...I just swallowed a bone from a rack of lamb...I can feel it in there...how long have i got?

If you swallow some nitric acid, the bone will dissolve......

 

[Dave5N]

FFS he can't swallow Nitric Acid.

He can't swallow anything.

He's dead...

**Dave5n drifts off into half-remembered recital of the rant in the Dead Parrot Sketch**

 

[vernon]

FFS he can't swallow Nitric Acid.

He can't swallow anything.

He's dead...

**Dave5n drifts off into half-remembered recital of the rant in the Dead Parrot Sketch**

I'll have his Galaxy then.

 

[Keith Oates]

I'll have his Galaxy then.

How can you think of chocolate at a time like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Pig]

You're going to die quite soon anyway so who cares?

 

[Wobbly John]

He's still posting - he must have scrapped through.

 

[Dave5N]

Probably just the nerve-endings still firing.

Like a headless chicken.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'll have his guitar and any camping stove kit laying around.