Accy Cyclist.....Has his true i.d been rumbled

[DRM]

So, we have our own well attired gent, who always keeps an empty bottle to hand, you know for emergencies, has his true identity been uncovered?
https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/08/elton-john-shocks-shopkeeper-reportedly-peeing-store-21188550/

 

[slowmotion]

Gerard Depardieu, actor and French National Treasure did something similar on an aircraft a few years ago.

 

[Drago]

He carried an aircraft into a shop and wee'd into it?

 

[FrankCrank]

Someone's taking the p*ss.

 

[Drago]

Good heavens. Imagine Accy's rage if Sir Elton wandered into his charity shop and had a widdle!

 

[Dogtrousers]

The title of this thread is making my eyes bleed

 

[Sterlo]

No, Accy is much more sartorially elegant than Reg. Can't see Accy wearing one of his gold lame suits.

 

[Drago]

No, Accy is much more sartorially elegant than Reg. Can't see Accy wearing one of his gold lame suits.

Or a badly fitting rug.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Or a badly fitting rug.

I don't know. A jaunty toupee could go well with the tweeds.

 

[rogerzilla]

The startling thing here is that someone has a job as Elton's splash damage mopper, and carries a towel for the purpose.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

He thought the shop staff had said Oui when they’d said Non

 

[Drago]

The startling thing here is that someone has a job as Elton's splash damage mopper, and carries a towel for the purpose.

I wouldn't go within a mile of anything splash damaged by Elton John.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Did the tourist get a refund on the Chateau de Dwight 2024?

 

[lazybloke]

Accy gets his Tiny Dancer out and brings new meaning to "Candle in the wind"

 

[Drago]

Candle in the Wind is a comedy song written by Elton John about his memories of trying to light farts during a drunken session in his mates Vauxhall Viva.

Oops. Wrong thread.