Acceptance

[ComedyPilot]

I was inspired to do this by Scoosh

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=17122

And also Ross Noble. Basically Ross did a gig where part of it he took the proverbial out of people accepting Oscars, and said he'd spice up their introductions by saying stuff like, ".....and he used to be a postman, Tom Hanks......He once covered himself in goose fat and cycled round Lithuania, Jack Nicholson"

So that brings us to this thread. Just think of a regular member (more likely to read it), write some random drivel as an introduction like above (no insults) and post it, and on it goes.

 

[Landslide]

"Founder of The Jeremy Fisher Frog Sanctuary, and one-time runner-up in The Times cryptic crossword competition, Dom Tyler!!!
A big round of applause, ladies and gentlemen!!!"

 

[ChrisKH]

Better still, produce an introduction and you have to guess the member. I'll think of sommat in a minute.

 

[ChrisKH]

Part time editor of "Best Kept Greens" and 2007 runner up in the Swedish version of Big Brother, heeeeeeeere's.....................................

 

[mondobongo]

Dayvo, do I win a prize?

 

[Dayvo]

Dayvo, do I win a prize?

Possibly me! And you might get a prize from ChrisKH!

Our next forumer is:

He might have a lot of money, possibly eats too much fruit cake, and his urine could be very concentrated! ( too easy, really).

 

[Landslide]

Rich p?

 

[ComedyPilot]

She once played Trivial Pursuit with Prince Charles (and lost)....Baggy!

 

[Dayvo]

Rich p?

Yes!

Your turn.

 

[ChrisKH]

Possibly me! And you might get a prize from ChrisKH!

Our next forumer is:

He might have a lot of money, possibly eats too much fruit cake, and his urine could be very concentrated! ( too easy, really).

Most definitely you!

I only give prizes to people I've slept with.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Bonj?

 

[Dayvo]

Most definitely you!

This clue threw me!

'and 2007 runner up in the Swedish version of Big Brother.'

 

[Arch]

Raised by grey squirrels for the first 18 years of his life, he's come a long way since he was discovered wandering along the hard shoulder of the M42 on Christmas Eve in a silk nightie and carrying three bags of marbles and a size 3 crocheting hook, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you.......

I don't care who that is, it's hilarious!

 

[Mr Pig]

She once played Trivial Pursuit with Prince Charles...

And never looked anything like Boris Johnston..