the stupid one
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Evening all.
Lovely day for a ride today. I extended a planned 50-miler to a debut 100 km, got home feeling OK, had some food and a coffee, and went to slouch in front of the telly.
About 40 minutes later I went to stand up to say goodnight to our daughter and was floored by the worst cramp of my life, so bad that I shouted for help. My wife came, grabbed my feet and pushed, while I yelped and hyperventilated. Next thing I knew, she was right over me asking if I was aware of what had just happened. I wasn’t, but I’d had a bit of an episode, something like a couple of seconds of spasm.
Mrs the stupid one has skills and equipment. My blood sugar was normal, my blood pressure was very low, my oxygen saturation left a lot to be desired. I went a bit grey and clammy, felt a bit faint, so head back on the floor and feet up while she brought me calcium tablets and milk. And other drinks. And raisins. The cramp returned, almost as bad, so wife grabbed foot and son appeared to massage my solid thigh.
Anyway, when I told her I’d taken three bottles of water with me but only consumed one of them you can imagine the kind of idiots she called me. The conclusion was that the episode was either hypocalcaemic tetany or hypoxic fit (due to the hyperventilation)*.
The takeaway message from all this is that on a warm day and an unaccustomed distance, even if you don’t feel particularly thirsty, DRINK MORE WATER. And possibly take some salts onboard.
Thank you for reading. Drink more water.
* “You don’t get hypoxic from hyperventilation, I don’t know what [caused the hypoxia].” So says Mrs the stupid one.
EDIT II: On further contemplation, Mrs tso now suggests lactic acidosis may have been implicated, largely due to the magnitude of the muscle cramp.
Lovely day for a ride today. I extended a planned 50-miler to a debut 100 km, got home feeling OK, had some food and a coffee, and went to slouch in front of the telly.
About 40 minutes later I went to stand up to say goodnight to our daughter and was floored by the worst cramp of my life, so bad that I shouted for help. My wife came, grabbed my feet and pushed, while I yelped and hyperventilated. Next thing I knew, she was right over me asking if I was aware of what had just happened. I wasn’t, but I’d had a bit of an episode, something like a couple of seconds of spasm.
Mrs the stupid one has skills and equipment. My blood sugar was normal, my blood pressure was very low, my oxygen saturation left a lot to be desired. I went a bit grey and clammy, felt a bit faint, so head back on the floor and feet up while she brought me calcium tablets and milk. And other drinks. And raisins. The cramp returned, almost as bad, so wife grabbed foot and son appeared to massage my solid thigh.
Anyway, when I told her I’d taken three bottles of water with me but only consumed one of them you can imagine the kind of idiots she called me. The conclusion was that the episode was either hypocalcaemic tetany or hypoxic fit (due to the hyperventilation)*.
The takeaway message from all this is that on a warm day and an unaccustomed distance, even if you don’t feel particularly thirsty, DRINK MORE WATER. And possibly take some salts onboard.
Thank you for reading. Drink more water.
* “You don’t get hypoxic from hyperventilation, I don’t know what [caused the hypoxia].” So says Mrs the stupid one.
EDIT II: On further contemplation, Mrs tso now suggests lactic acidosis may have been implicated, largely due to the magnitude of the muscle cramp.
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