50th Birthday present

[macp]

So its my 50th birthday next week and swmbo is uncertain what to get me. I mean what do you get a man who has everything Joking aside she is thinking a cycle related gift but I dont know what to suggest. Feel free to offer any other non cycle related ideas especially if funny.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

A divorce

 

[ColinJ]

How much does SWMBO intend to spend?

 

[guitarpete247]

A divorce

I don't expect she was wanting to spend that much.

 

[jefmcg]

She should buy a latex jumpsuit, and hire a black motorcycle and recreate you avatar

 

[jefmcg]

I don't expect she was wanting to spend that much.

Old school Woody Allen!

 

[ColinJ]

Old school Woody Allen!

When he was still funny, rather than a creepy old seducer of his stepdaughter...

 

[cyberknight]

I don't expect she was wanting to spend that much.

Might be cheaper

 

[simon.r]

I've always fancied one of these:

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/campagnolo-...|pcrid|67090840622|pkw||pmt||prd|5360541004uk

 

[Dave 123]

A prostitute?

 

[simon.r]

On a more realistic note, I do have one of see and it works very well

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/park-tool-pizza-tool/?lang=en&curr=GBP&dest=1&sku=5360317269&kpid=5360317269&utm_source=google&utm_term&utm_campaign=UK_PLA_Accessories&utm_medium=base&utm_content=mkwid|srGqQlYFD_dt|pcrid|67090840382|pkw||pmt||prd|5360317269uk

 

[macp]

How much does SWMBO intend to spend?

I guess a couple hundred quid as she splashed out on a big family get together.

 

[macp]

A prostitute?

Yep tried coke & hookers its not happening

 

[ianrauk]

A nice watch.

 

[ColinJ]

I guess a couple hundred quid as she splashed out on a big family get together.

If you haven't got a GPS already, something like a Garmin Edge 520?