Motivational phrases & sayings

[Gwylan]

"Working together to be the best" but no one explained what the best what, was.

Another triumph " the power is on" Which got added to, amongst the best " but nobody is home"

The creme of HBS brought us these and then got made vice president of car parks or retirement communications director.

 

[Punkawallah]

"Working together to be the best" but no one explained what the best what, was.

Another triumph " the power is on" Which got added to, amongst the best " but nobody is home"

The creme of HBS brought us these and then got made vice president of car parks or retirement communications director.

I got into trouble once for a Demotivational poster in the staff break room.
“The road to quality never ends. So technically, it’s more of a death march”.
We were working towards the ISO Quality Standard at the time.

 

[sungod]

when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

 

[Gwylan]

I got into trouble once for a Demotivational poster in the staff break room.
“The road to quality never ends. So technically, it’s more of a death march”.
We were working towards the ISO Quality Standard at the time.

Of, the joys of ISO. Invented by photocopier salesmen to torture nice people doing the best they could.

And don't forget the 6 sigma heroes, black belt heroes. They were a special class of corporate zombie.

 

[Sharky]

The opening statement from a speaker at one of our firms conferences ....

"if you can't hear me at the back, you'll just have to listen to the words!"

It made the audience listen to the rest or the presentation.

 

[nogoodnamesleft]

The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[FrankCrank]

At the datacentre I used to work at, we had a very nice canteen/restaurant. I knew the 'mission statement' thing had got totally out of hand when one appeared framed and hanging at the till, right behind the contract canteen staff, who were no doubt on minimum wage. It was all a bit bonkers back then, with stake holders, movers and shakers, and all sorts of twaddle

 

[Drago]

It's like the John Lewis staff being called "partners." Ther all goes out the window when its been a poor year and theres no profit to share around.

Yo qork in a shop. Unless you own it youre an employee, staff. Get over it people, its nothing to be ashamed of!

 

[Dogtrousers]

"I never said any of that. Except for the bit about god and dice. I might have said something like that."

Albert Einstein.

 

[nogoodnamesleft]

They say there’s always someone faster. Why not be that someone?

 

[farfromtheland]

There's only one Joseph Heller

 

[katiewlx]

Live long and prosper 🖖

well it is Star Treks 60th anniversary today

 

[Dogtrousers]

I used to have "temporal altruism" written on a punch card over my desk at college. The idea was that if I did some work now I'd be doing my future self a favour.

It didn't work.