d87francis
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First off, this has almost persuaded me to purchase a helmet camera for the hilarity of re-watching the incident, however, it was such a short bike ride I doubt I would have bothered to use it if I did own one. I apologise for the length of this post but wanted to get it all in here.
So lets start at the beginning, I have been trying to source a bike for my girlfriend and had succeeded in spotting a really charming red dutch style vintage Raliegh Cameo for only £60 on our local gumtree esk site dailyinfo.com. I'd arranged to meet the guy selling it at 7pm today and was on my way to meet him, running on time but with little extra to spare.
I was cycling reasonably quickly (around 20mph) when a car decided to overtake me and then immediately cut in and park half on the pavement in front of me. Now this manoeuvre has happened to me often as a cyclist, but this time it was so close it nearly put me over my handlebars whilst trying to stop. As I re-composed myself, checked over my shoulder and began to cycle past him I realised his window was open; so slowed to say in a demeaning tone "what are you doing?" (I don't know why but it's always a struggle for the right words in moments like that). I could see the driver was irate at my questioning of his driving skills so I then, and I now regret as I will have to tell the police, gave him the finger as I rode off. This prompted the driver to get out of his car in a fury and start shouting at me!
This is where I probably should have carried on cycling but having five minutes to spare I decided to pull over to ask him, completely calmy (in fact I'm proud that throughout the ordeal I never lost my composure) what his problem was. Before he said anything he started running at me and raised his fist to try and punch me! It was a close call as I was rolling slowly towards him, still in a very high gear, completely not expecting this; but thankfully made it clear of him. I put a bit more distance between us and changed into a low gear should he try it again and pulled my phone out.
I told him I would have to report him to the police, but then immediately remembered I was supposed to be meeting someone in ten minutes to buy a bike at a price I didn't want to miss out on. So I started to unlock my phone to get the camera open, thinking I would report him as soon as I'd bought the bike, when he started to make another run at me with his fist raised. Now when I say run, I really mean waddle with pace - as he was on the tubby side (something I'm guilty of myself), but now that I was in a low gear I cycled away with ease, stopping 10 metres or so away by which point he was out of breath. I reaffirmed that I would be reporting him to the police to which he asked me "why?".
I told him that besides his dangerous driving he had just tried to assault me. This is where the conversation became bizarre as he continually shifted from trying to plead with me not to call the police saying "I'm not a fighter (ha ha, liar too I suppose), I'm a landlord visiting a property and it could affect my job" to threatening me by saying "I'll get my bodyguards on you". I asked him if he didn't want the police involved then why did he try to hit me and he said "because you put your finger up at me". I responded that I had raised my finger as I was unimpressed with his driving which put me in danger, and asked why he pulled such a manoeuvre? To which his exact reply was "because you were all over the place". He started walking over to me saying he wanted a chat, to which I told him that he could talk from a distance as I didn't trust him. This instruction, too complicated for his little mind, forced me to raise my voice for the only time - to instruct him to "STAY BACK!" By that point I had had enough of his aggressive stupidity and I told him that I was in a rush so would report him later rather than call the police now.
I had now engaged camera mode on my phone and set about a game of British Bulldog with him, as we were now some distance from his car and I had to pass him to reach it. He began one of his stampedes towards me - which were the work of a true imbecile. He would start by casually walking towards me, as if he posed no threat and then would cunningly fall into an earth shattering jog/waddle with raised fist, as if to catch me unaware, only started about 8 metres too early to catch me off guard. This third attempt was yet again cut short when he either ran out of breath or the moth - candle connection in his brain failed and he decided to lob his keys at me instead. The keys missed and ended up in the bushes of the school opposite, providing me ample time to stop and get a couple of photos of his number plate whilst he fished them out.
I was then on for a final game of British Bulldog as I had to pass him again to get to where I was going, this time much more heart pounding as he was stood right in the middle of the road trying to catch me. I made a wide pass and then rode as fast as I could away from him to go and meet the guy selling the bike.
To my dismay the guy with the bike was 20 minutes late meaning I could probably quite easily called 999 there and then and then still have met him or let him know I had a hold up. Also if I hadn't have had my phone in one hand I could have probably picked up his keys after he threw them at me and just cycled off. This would likely have been far more of a punishment than I have confidence in the police handing out to him. Anyway they are coming round tomorrow to take a statement, and the lady on the non-emergency number I called 30 minutes after the incident reckoned he would be charged with a public order offence.
The irate driver's unwillingness to have the police involved and also his knowledge of that because his punches hadn't hit me, there is no point in calling the police makes me think he has had prior experience with the sharp end of the law. Plus looking into Public Order Offences there is no dinstinction between threatening behaviour and insulting behaviour, so in some perverted carriage of justice I presume that my use of the digitus impudicus will cancel out his multiple attempts to batter me. Oh how I lose faith in the justice system daily, and am sure certain people behave in said ways because of their faith in the system not to do anything!
So lets start at the beginning, I have been trying to source a bike for my girlfriend and had succeeded in spotting a really charming red dutch style vintage Raliegh Cameo for only £60 on our local gumtree esk site dailyinfo.com. I'd arranged to meet the guy selling it at 7pm today and was on my way to meet him, running on time but with little extra to spare.
I was cycling reasonably quickly (around 20mph) when a car decided to overtake me and then immediately cut in and park half on the pavement in front of me. Now this manoeuvre has happened to me often as a cyclist, but this time it was so close it nearly put me over my handlebars whilst trying to stop. As I re-composed myself, checked over my shoulder and began to cycle past him I realised his window was open; so slowed to say in a demeaning tone "what are you doing?" (I don't know why but it's always a struggle for the right words in moments like that). I could see the driver was irate at my questioning of his driving skills so I then, and I now regret as I will have to tell the police, gave him the finger as I rode off. This prompted the driver to get out of his car in a fury and start shouting at me!
This is where I probably should have carried on cycling but having five minutes to spare I decided to pull over to ask him, completely calmy (in fact I'm proud that throughout the ordeal I never lost my composure) what his problem was. Before he said anything he started running at me and raised his fist to try and punch me! It was a close call as I was rolling slowly towards him, still in a very high gear, completely not expecting this; but thankfully made it clear of him. I put a bit more distance between us and changed into a low gear should he try it again and pulled my phone out.
I told him I would have to report him to the police, but then immediately remembered I was supposed to be meeting someone in ten minutes to buy a bike at a price I didn't want to miss out on. So I started to unlock my phone to get the camera open, thinking I would report him as soon as I'd bought the bike, when he started to make another run at me with his fist raised. Now when I say run, I really mean waddle with pace - as he was on the tubby side (something I'm guilty of myself), but now that I was in a low gear I cycled away with ease, stopping 10 metres or so away by which point he was out of breath. I reaffirmed that I would be reporting him to the police to which he asked me "why?".
I told him that besides his dangerous driving he had just tried to assault me. This is where the conversation became bizarre as he continually shifted from trying to plead with me not to call the police saying "I'm not a fighter (ha ha, liar too I suppose), I'm a landlord visiting a property and it could affect my job" to threatening me by saying "I'll get my bodyguards on you". I asked him if he didn't want the police involved then why did he try to hit me and he said "because you put your finger up at me". I responded that I had raised my finger as I was unimpressed with his driving which put me in danger, and asked why he pulled such a manoeuvre? To which his exact reply was "because you were all over the place". He started walking over to me saying he wanted a chat, to which I told him that he could talk from a distance as I didn't trust him. This instruction, too complicated for his little mind, forced me to raise my voice for the only time - to instruct him to "STAY BACK!" By that point I had had enough of his aggressive stupidity and I told him that I was in a rush so would report him later rather than call the police now.
I had now engaged camera mode on my phone and set about a game of British Bulldog with him, as we were now some distance from his car and I had to pass him to reach it. He began one of his stampedes towards me - which were the work of a true imbecile. He would start by casually walking towards me, as if he posed no threat and then would cunningly fall into an earth shattering jog/waddle with raised fist, as if to catch me unaware, only started about 8 metres too early to catch me off guard. This third attempt was yet again cut short when he either ran out of breath or the moth - candle connection in his brain failed and he decided to lob his keys at me instead. The keys missed and ended up in the bushes of the school opposite, providing me ample time to stop and get a couple of photos of his number plate whilst he fished them out.
I was then on for a final game of British Bulldog as I had to pass him again to get to where I was going, this time much more heart pounding as he was stood right in the middle of the road trying to catch me. I made a wide pass and then rode as fast as I could away from him to go and meet the guy selling the bike.
To my dismay the guy with the bike was 20 minutes late meaning I could probably quite easily called 999 there and then and then still have met him or let him know I had a hold up. Also if I hadn't have had my phone in one hand I could have probably picked up his keys after he threw them at me and just cycled off. This would likely have been far more of a punishment than I have confidence in the police handing out to him. Anyway they are coming round tomorrow to take a statement, and the lady on the non-emergency number I called 30 minutes after the incident reckoned he would be charged with a public order offence.
The irate driver's unwillingness to have the police involved and also his knowledge of that because his punches hadn't hit me, there is no point in calling the police makes me think he has had prior experience with the sharp end of the law. Plus looking into Public Order Offences there is no dinstinction between threatening behaviour and insulting behaviour, so in some perverted carriage of justice I presume that my use of the digitus impudicus will cancel out his multiple attempts to batter me. Oh how I lose faith in the justice system daily, and am sure certain people behave in said ways because of their faith in the system not to do anything!